If there’s anyone out there who thinks sheep are stupid, think again. Very, very stubborn, yes; stupid, no. The evidence for this? Our week-long efforts to separate ten lambs from ten mothers. Shouldn’t be very difficult, should it? You have two fields, you have two groups; you just get them all into the fank, separate out the lambs, and then it’s done. And it’s quite important that it’s done, and done now: the breeding ewes need a bit of a rest before Mr Tup comes along again in early December, and for them to regain condition they need their lambs to stop suckling.
So, easy-peasy. Ewes in the bottom field, lambs in the top field.
Pandemonium reigns; you’d think everyone had had their legs cut off. Sheep are lined up one side of the fence; lambs are lined up the other side of the fence; everyone is bleating pitiously. We go to bed, contemplating earplugs. And after a while it stops. Oh good, we think: they’ve gone to sleep. Next morning, Nell and Frodo and I happen to be strolling down the croft on our early-monring walk to the lochside – and notice that there are NO lambs in the top field and 20 black blobs in the bottom field.
We do it all again. Fluke, we think. Again: 10 lambs in the top field, 10 sheep in the bottom field.
An hour later, and the count in the top field is 6.
I’ll spare you the details, but this goes on for about 4 days. Lambs are jumping on top of stone walls, getting under a wooden gate and lifting it off its fastenings, and even untying knots in a rope tied around said gate in an effort to make it more secure. Lambs are climbing onto and under and over anything and everything in an effort to get back to their mothers. (The mothers, meanwhile, have their lives back and are as far down the bottom of the field as they can get, trying to ignore the fact that there are lambs who seem to think they belong with them.) The fence between fields isn’t exactly the most secure of all our fences – it’s a wee bit rickety and the fencing man is coming to replace it in a month or two – but for heaven’s sake, it’s still a FENCE. FENCES are supposed to keep sheep out.
So we spend a few hours building the equivalent of the Berlin wall along the dividing fence. The barricades in the French revolution have nothing on this. We look at our handiwork, nod tightly, and set off to try to extract the four lambs that are back with their mothers. Easy-peasy.
Not. Again, I’ll spare you the details of lambs bouncing over hurdles and crashing through the fank. Let’s just say that, about a week later, we are finally up and running and the ten sheep and ten lambs have been apart for a coule of days now. We’re hoping that we’ve sold the four ewe-labs on for breeding (someone is coming to see them today); the surplus males will be fattened up for the table (Hebridean lambs are generally too small to make good eating in their first year). And in December, when Mr Tup comes around, it’ll all begin again.
Except that, with a bit of luck, next year we might have a sheepdog to do our rounding up for us…
Sharon